Bilingual 2

Ich glaube bei einer Übersetzung geht der buchstäbliche Reiz der Worte verloren.

Arme Ritter

Poor Knight

- There were no women who were knights,
- ...because that was not allowed, right? 
- Exactly. There were only very few, like Jeanne D'Arc
 - And the men were forbidden to stay at home with the children.
 - Really sad.
- The men really missed out on something.

Every Rose has It´s Thorn

- I like mommy a little bit more than you

- What?!

- Mom is much more cuddly and doesn't have a scratchy beard

- Well just wait and see...

Good Morning

Good Morning

-Is today free?
-Daycare is today.
-I want free.
-...Let's talk about it?

berlin no es buenos aires

- Daddy, I farted.
- I know!!
- Here are two grapes. You can put them in your nose.

Die Zentrifugalkräfte des Wirtschaftskreislaufs

The Centrifugal Forces of the Economic cycle
- What a circus
- Maybe I should quit my job
- If I going to be unemployed ...
- Then at least in a job that is no fun.

Read To Me

Read To Me

-Read to me.
-There's hardly any text there and I think it's boring.
-But I forgot it and...
-...everybody in the whole world forgets things...
-...so read it to me.

ein liebesbrief

- I'm just going to the toilet briefly, Boontje.
- Oh! A letter. What does it say?
- "Dear daddy. I miss you so. Come back soon."

Wonderful Thoughts

WONDERFUL THOUGHTS

-What are you thinking about?
-Nothing.
-He's not thinking about anything, you should know that.

Sunday Moaning

 

- "Daddy, when you shower, can I watch videos?"
- "Um... sure."
- "Dad, you're smelly!!!"