Read To Me

Read To Me

-Read to me.
-There's hardly any text there and I think it's boring.
-But I forgot it and...
-...everybody in the whole world forgets things...
-...so read it to me.

Ein Tag wie jeder andere

All In A Regular Day

Nicht alle Menschen

Not all People
- "Mom?" "You and dad make mistakes sometimes, right?
- "Yes, that's true." "All people make mistakes sometimes."
- "No... just you and dad."

Nie allein

Never Alone
- "Mom?"
- "Yes?" 
- "Would you rather be alone?"
- "Yes"
- "Aha."
- "Sigh."

Prrrrrrrt!!

Prrrrrrrt!!
- "What's that sound?"
- "That's the neighbor farting." 
- "That's the neighbor farting?"
- "Yep"
- "But that's loud!"
- "I know right?!"

Liebe Periode

Dear Period
- "Fuck You."
- "Listen up Period. I had a child. That worked out fine and I'm very grateful for that." 
- "But enough is enough."
- "Goodbye!!"
- "I know a bunch of women who are upset about the fact that their menopause has begun- why don't you visit them.
- BUT I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE!