Sonntag, 31. März 2013

Serve and Destroy


SERVE AND DESTROY
- >>CRASH!<<
- >>Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down<<
- "AAAHA! I get it! First you attract the silverfish, and then they slit their wrists..."

Hundeaugen


PUPPY EYES
- "Quit puppy-eyeing me! I can't concentrate on what I'm reading!"
- "There - I'll turn off the light, Ha! Now I can't see you."
- "...but now I can't read - MA-A-A-AN!"
- >>snicker snicker<<

Samstag, 30. März 2013

Männersachen


MANLY THINGS
- When you celebrate New Year's by eating Hot Pot...
- A Chinese fondue, filled to the brim with chili peppers...
- it's only natural that the next morning, the man in the house...
- ...drinks the remaining brew..
" ...if you're man enough!!"