Messy Parent Gender Transition

The Last Laugh

The Last Laugh

- Bla bla Ha ha Ha ha Bla bla
- Listen everybody! We laugh at you!
- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
-HAHAHAHAHIHIHAHIHIHIHA

The Best of the Day

The Best of the Day

- Shall we play that game again where everybody says what their favorite things were today? 
- OK
- OK
- You start!
 - OK: beautiful weather, spending the day together...
 -  ...french fries, being visited by you guys...
- ...that great present, french fries... and that you guys don't have to live together anymore.

Arme Ritter

Poor Knight

- There were no women who were knights,
- ...because that was not allowed, right? 
- Exactly. There were only very few, like Jeanne D'Arc
 - And the men were forbidden to stay at home with the children.
 - Really sad.
- The men really missed out on something.

Good Morning

Good Morning

-Is today free?
-Daycare is today.
-I want free.
-...Let's talk about it?

Read To Me

Read To Me

-Read to me.
-There's hardly any text there and I think it's boring.
-But I forgot it and...
-...everybody in the whole world forgets things...
-...so read it to me.

Wonderful Thoughts

WONDERFUL THOUGHTS

-What are you thinking about?
-Nothing.
-He's not thinking about anything, you should know that.

Screwing Up at Coming Out to my Kid

MISSLUNGENES COMING OUT 

-Mama, also warum willst du 'er' heißen?
-Weil ich unglücklich war, wenn-
-Warte-
-Ich bin nicht unglücklich.

-Es ist so...
-Ich habe einen Mädchenkörper, aber ein Jungsgehirn.

-Aber Mama,
-Jungs und Mädchen sind nicht wirklich so unterschiedlich.
-Mist.
-Das ist genau das, was ich ihm beigebracht habe ...

-Hör zu-
manchmal-
-Ich langweile mich!
-Tschüss!