Good Morning

Good Morning

-Is today free?
-Daycare is today.
-I want free.
-...Let's talk about it?

berlin no es buenos aires

- Daddy, I farted.
- I know!!
- Here are two grapes. You can put them in your nose.

Die Zentrifugalkräfte des Wirtschaftskreislaufs

The Centrifugal Forces of the Economic cycle
- What a circus
- Maybe I should quit my job
- If I going to be unemployed ...
- Then at least in a job that is no fun.

Read To Me

Read To Me

-Read to me.
-There's hardly any text there and I think it's boring.
-But I forgot it and...
-...everybody in the whole world forgets things...
-...so read it to me.

ein liebesbrief

- I'm just going to the toilet briefly, Boontje.
- Oh! A letter. What does it say?
- "Dear daddy. I miss you so. Come back soon."

Wonderful Thoughts

WONDERFUL THOUGHTS

-What are you thinking about?
-Nothing.
-He's not thinking about anything, you should know that.

Sunday Moaning

 

- "Daddy, when you shower, can I watch videos?"
- "Um... sure."
- "Dad, you're smelly!!!"

In Transit

(Girlsland - Gentlemanborough)

- "I think it´s quite nice here."
- " Not me."
- " I want to go straight ahead, continue forward. The name change is through already."
- " Okay, let me take you for another bit."
- "Well, at least there will be no more PMS"
- "But don´t let me find our underwear getting mixed up!"

Screwing Up at Coming Out to my Kid

MISSLUNGENES COMING OUT 

-Mama, also warum willst du 'er' heißen?
-Weil ich unglücklich war, wenn-
-Warte-
-Ich bin nicht unglücklich.

-Es ist so...
-Ich habe einen Mädchenkörper, aber ein Jungsgehirn.

-Aber Mama,
-Jungs und Mädchen sind nicht wirklich so unterschiedlich.
-Mist.
-Das ist genau das, was ich ihm beigebracht habe ...

-Hör zu-
manchmal-
-Ich langweile mich!
-Tschüss!

Hello, my name is: Boontje

Wir haben mal in den Rückspiegel geschaut. Heute vor 5 Jahren. Circa.

Hello, my name is: Beanie
- "I don´t see anything"
- "Wait! But I do!"
- "That what looks like a bean!"
- "Oh wow!"

Who's the Boss

Who's the Boss
- "No thanks, I have to get up early tomorrow."
- "We're going home in a bit, okay sweetie?"
- "NO!!"
-"Maybe just one more then..."