Cargo Cult

- "Santa Claus is coming soon with presents!"
- "But the parcel deliverer comes way more often!!!"

Know-it-all

Know-it-all
- "Oh Sure! Like your child wears a helmet and all, but just ignore the red light!!"
- "You don't know me..."
- "Normally he hasn't even got a helmet on."

Back To No Future

- "Daddy! Daddy! I know a new song!"
- "You do? Sing it."
- "One, two, three"
- "Life is over for me!"
- "One, two, three, life is over for me!"

Urlaubspostkarte

Das allererste mal hat Boontje mitgemalt. Ratet doch mal was.

Am Tag als Michael Jackson starb

Wir machen Familienbetriebsferien.

Unser Freund und großartiger Kollege crippaXXXalmqvist setzt sich ins Pförtnerhäuschen und übernimmt die Urlaubsvertretung. Er kramt in unseren Geschäftspapieren und in seinem Langzeitgedächtnis. 

Vielen Dank für diesen wunderbaren Strip.

Am Tag als Michael Jackson starb

- "Hej Anna! Du und Netti, ihr seid jetzt zusammen?"

- "Oh! Jaaa, sind wir..."

- "Rawk'n'Rowl!"

- "...oder anders gesagt, er ist meine bittere Hälfte."

- "Wie bidde?!"

- "Ich bin nicht verbittert, ich beklag mich nur gerne."

- "Nörgel nörgel nörgel"

Ein Tag wie jeder andere

All In A Regular Day

Dirt-Ban

- "How come you hardly ever wear your glasses?"

- "So that I don't need to clean the apartment very often!"

Nicht alle Menschen

Not all People
- "Mom?" "You and dad make mistakes sometimes, right?
- "Yes, that's true." "All people make mistakes sometimes."
- "No... just you and dad."

placebo oo

- SNEEZE

- "Dad!!! I need globules"* 

- "Here kid, take these!"

- "Don't tell me you are homeopaths? Even 'anti-vaccination'?" 

- "Nah, they´re only Tic Tacs but they make him feel better."

*homeopathic globules

Nie allein

Never Alone
- "Mom?"
- "Yes?" 
- "Would you rather be alone?"
- "Yes"
- "Aha."
- "Sigh."

Körperbau

Bodybuilding
-"Dad, who builds the people?"
-"What?"
-"Well what is the builder's name?"
-"Eeeeeh…"
-"Charles Darwin!"
-"Sometimes the Christians have it easier…"

Prrrrrrrt!!

Prrrrrrrt!!
- "What's that sound?"
- "That's the neighbor farting." 
- "That's the neighbor farting?"
- "Yep"
- "But that's loud!"
- "I know right?!"

Piraten im Bernuda Dreieck

Pirates Of The Bermuda Triangle
- "Weren't my car keys here just a minute ago?!"

- "Where has my rabbit book disappeared to?"

- "Do you know where my phone is?!"

- "No. But I thought we still had wieners?"