Warmer Abriss

Hot Demolition

Leiden/The Netherlands. We find ourselves in the birthplace of Marinus van der Lubbe, who on the night of 27 February 1933 set fire to the Berliner Reichstag building, and we we sing him a song at his memorial stone.

Marinus! Marinus! Do you hear us?

Marinus, Marinus, help us you must!

Stand up and set afire  

Heartburn of the cud-chewer

Come to our town, burn something down

   

...the most hideous shopping mall 

...the most boring multi-functional arena 

...the most loathsome palace reconstruction

Hurra für Pommes

Give it up for Fries

- Wednesday: lentils & curry

- Thursday: pumpkin & patatoes

- Friday: french fries

- "OMG, is he doing what I think? Is he..."
- "...applauding?!"

ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

Bei meinem ersten Besuch in den Niederlanden 1991, wurde ich in Amsterdam überfallen.
Obwohl ich mich deutlich als wohlmeinender und wohlhabender Tourist zu erkennen gab.
Das sollte mir nicht noch einmal passieren.
Auch nicht letztes Jahr in Leiden.

- "Stop! No trespassing!"
- "What?! And you are…?"
- "I am Metamorfo, the Metabolism Man!"
-"Ah well then you can go ahead and change these nappies!"

Langweilige Nachbarn

Boring Neighbors

- "Oh no! The neighbors!!"

- "What do we do? I bet they'll want to talk..."

- "That's so boring..."

- "Perfect! That way Boontje will fall asleep!"

Go Baby, Go!

"Ready!   Steady!   Go!"
-
"?" 
"!"
"AAAAAH!"
"See, here we go!"

Frohes Fest / Prettige Kerstdagen

Kleine Forscher

Little Scientist

- "Isn't that cute! I love how little kids experiment."

- "They are like little scientists."

- "Tha-! Tha-! Tha-! Tha-!"

- "And I am his lab-assistant!"

Feeding ä dead horse

    
-"Hey! You! Got some spare change for me? Or a beer?"

-"Can't you see I already have an extra mouth to feed?!"

Weggegangen, Platz vergangen

You Snooze You Lose

Gesundheit!

Bless You!

- "Look! Look!! He's taking his first steps!!!

- "Ah Ah"

- "Aaah-tchoooo!!"

- "Sigh"