Samstag, 27. April 2013

Shine on, you crazy Zygentoma!















SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY ZYGENTOMA!
- "I really think we need to clean."
- "Oh yeah?"
- "Our silverfish have gone all black!"

Diesmal mit Gewinnspiel! 
Wer als erster weiß, wo die Titelschrift ihren Ursprung hat, 
bekommt eine Nettmann-Wundertüte zugeschickt. 
Lösungsvorschläge in die Kommentarfelder.

Montag, 22. April 2013

2-Weg-Wärmflasche













2-WAY MULTI-FUNCTIONAL HOT-PAD
- "God, I have the worst stomache ache ever!"
- >>Hooooooooowl!!<<
- >>pat pat<<
- "What does he have!?"
- "The poor baby. Terrible belly aches!!"
- >>Muffle<<
- "Haw!"

Samstag, 13. April 2013

Quieek












 
SQUEAK
- "Exactly why did we ever buy this baby oil?"
- "Peeep?"
- "I've rubbed him all over with it at least a dozen times..."
- "Squeeeall!!"
- "...yet..."
- "EE"
- "EE"
- "He still sounds like a rusty door hinge!"
- "Krrrr"
- "Squeak"

Eat up the traffic jam

















EAT UP THE TRAFFIC JAM
- "AHUU! AHUU! AHUU!"
- "Oh! Fire truck! I have to pull off the road..."
- "AHUU! AHUU!"
- "Ha ha ha"

Niemals alt werden














NEVER GROW OLD
- "I'm sorry."
- "I forgot to wind up the watch..."
- "...now we will never grow old..."

Earl Grey
















 
Earl Grey
- "I am the Eggman!"
- "You are the Eggman!"
- "HOO!
- "HOO!"
- "I am the walrus!"
- "GOO GOO GOO GOO GJOOB"
- "...he isn't paying us any attention?!!"
- The most interesting thing in the life of a three-month-old baby: Berlin grey daybreak.

Samstag, 6. April 2013

Seufz














 
HUNGER SIGH
- >>AU<<
- "Huh?"
- "My stomache hurts. I'm hungry."
- >>GAWK!<<
- "SIGH!"
- "This crazy woman! Does she want to kill us and eat us?!"
- "Really! In this day and age!!"

Poetry Chess


Falschrum


THE WRONG END
- >>POOT<<
- "Did you hear that?"
- "No. What?"
- "Oh, Nothing."
- "Tell me! What?"
- "No nothing, really."
- "Ah. Lemme guess... You breathed out 'the wrong end'. "
- "Bingo."