Donnerstag, 19. Dezember 2013

Kleine Forscher

Little Scientist
- "Isn't that cute! I love how little kids experiment."
- "They are like little scientists."
- "Tha-! Tha-! Tha-! Tha-!"
- "And I am his lab-assistant!"

Donnerstag, 24. Oktober 2013

Plattenspieler

Sensation! Nettmann unmaskiert und abgeschminkt! Aber ihr habt mich ja sowieso an der Nasenspitze erkannt...
Neulich hatte ich wieder Nachtschicht am wilden Gitarrentresen im Schokoladen.
Und das war so:





















Recordplayer
"Hi! Can you play something by Bruce Springsteen?"
"Oh naaah"
"But he's "The Boss""
"Not mine!"

Dienstag, 15. Oktober 2013

Fitnessprogramm

Workout Plan
- My boyfriend and I have unwittingly joined nature's own workout plan.
- It is comprised of lifting and carrying a small object...
- Our muscles are stimulated by shrewd physical impulses...

- and each week the weight is increased.
- "-and now?"
- "One eye is closed."
- "Rock him a bit more."

Donnerstag, 3. Oktober 2013

Stille

Silence
- All of a sudden the house falls silent...
- No more fussing, not a single stir.
- "But why do I sense a certain disturbing quality to this silence?" 


Mittwoch, 25. September 2013

Donnerstag, 12. September 2013

Schiffe versenken

Das ist unsere erste gemeinsame Arbeit innerhalb des Familienjuwelen-Projektes.
Anna hat die Figuren gezeichnet und ich habe dann den Rest dazugebastelt.

An einem letzten schönen Sommertag waren wir wieder an dieser versteckten, verwunschenen Badestelle am Stienitzsee.
Dort wo bis vor etwa 25 Jahren ein großes Strandbad mit Ausflugsrestauration in Betrieb war und jetzt entspannte Ruhe
neben überwucherten Mauernund verfallen Stegen herrscht.
Nur ein paar fahrradelnde Rentner finden den Weg und die Landjugend, die die Off-Road-Fähigkeiten
ihrer tiefergelegten
"Volkswagen" testen will.
Zu unserem Entsetzen nahm aber kurz nach unserer Ankunft ein Partyfloß mit biergeölten, gut gelaunten,
grölenden, jungen Menschen Kurs auf die Badebucht,
drehte dann nach kurzem Stopp aber wieder ab. Weil wir zu langweilig waren.
Es wurde noch ein schöner Nachmittag.








                                                                     










BATTLESHIPS
- "P8?!"
- "Missed it" ... "Too bad"

                                                                     

Mittwoch, 4. September 2013

Saure Milch



SOUR MILK
- "O.M.G. She smells like sour milk."
- "Oh jeez he smells like sour milk."
- "Gawd she smells like - waaaaaait a sec..." 
- "I wonder... could that be baby barf..? Hmmm."







Mittwoch, 10. Juli 2013

Wachstumsschub













GROWTH SPURT
- "WAAAAAH" "WEEEEH" "WEEEEH" "WAAAAAH"
- >>Cheep!<< >>Cheeeep!<< >>Cheeep!<< >>Cheeeep!<<
- "What a night!" 
- "Whoah yeah! I bet that was another one of those 'growth spurts' "
- "Yes you must be right, his hair's longer!!"

Freitag, 14. Juni 2013

Aus meiner Nase
















OUT THE NOSE
- "Pff - ha ha"
- "Ha ha ha - GNFF -"
- >>SPOUT<<
- "Babe! Babe" Come 'ere!"
- "Out of my nose! The coffee came out of my nose!! I always wanted to experience that!"
 

Montag, 27. Mai 2013

ZÜSCHO








  









ZYK-OH
- EEEK! EEEK! EEEK!
- EEEK! EEEK! EEEK!
- EEEK!
- "Ah!!! You want me dead?!"
- "What?! What?!"
- EEEK! EEEK! EEEK! EEEK!





Dienstag, 14. Mai 2013

Deal













DEAL
- Little Bean and me have a deal.
- ...I get to read the morning paper...
- >>eh eh eh<<
- ...if he gets to utterly destroy it.

Samstag, 27. April 2013

Shine on, you crazy Zygentoma!















SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY ZYGENTOMA!
- "I really think we need to clean."
- "Oh yeah?"
- "Our silverfish have gone all black!"

Diesmal mit Gewinnspiel! 
Wer als erster weiß, wo die Titelschrift ihren Ursprung hat, 
bekommt eine Nettmann-Wundertüte zugeschickt. 
Lösungsvorschläge in die Kommentarfelder.

Montag, 22. April 2013

2-Weg-Wärmflasche













2-WAY MULTI-FUNCTIONAL HOT-PAD
- "God, I have the worst stomache ache ever!"
- >>Hooooooooowl!!<<
- >>pat pat<<
- "What does he have!?"
- "The poor baby. Terrible belly aches!!"
- >>Muffle<<
- "Haw!"

Samstag, 13. April 2013

Quieek












 
SQUEAK
- "Exactly why did we ever buy this baby oil?"
- "Peeep?"
- "I've rubbed him all over with it at least a dozen times..."
- "Squeeeall!!"
- "...yet..."
- "EE"
- "EE"
- "He still sounds like a rusty door hinge!"
- "Krrrr"
- "Squeak"

Eat up the traffic jam

















EAT UP THE TRAFFIC JAM
- "AHUU! AHUU! AHUU!"
- "Oh! Fire truck! I have to pull off the road..."
- "AHUU! AHUU!"
- "Ha ha ha"

Niemals alt werden














NEVER GROW OLD
- "I'm sorry."
- "I forgot to wind up the watch..."
- "...now we will never grow old..."

Earl Grey
















 
Earl Grey
- "I am the Eggman!"
- "You are the Eggman!"
- "HOO!
- "HOO!"
- "I am the walrus!"
- "GOO GOO GOO GOO GJOOB"
- "...he isn't paying us any attention?!!"
- The most interesting thing in the life of a three-month-old baby: Berlin grey daybreak.

Samstag, 6. April 2013

Seufz














 
HUNGER SIGH
- >>AU<<
- "Huh?"
- "My stomache hurts. I'm hungry."
- >>GAWK!<<
- "SIGH!"
- "This crazy woman! Does she want to kill us and eat us?!"
- "Really! In this day and age!!"

Poetry Chess


Falschrum


THE WRONG END
- >>POOT<<
- "Did you hear that?"
- "No. What?"
- "Oh, Nothing."
- "Tell me! What?"
- "No nothing, really."
- "Ah. Lemme guess... You breathed out 'the wrong end'. "
- "Bingo."

Sonntag, 31. März 2013

Serve and Destroy


SERVE AND DESTROY
- >>CRASH!<<
- >>Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down<<
- "AAAHA! I get it! First you attract the silverfish, and then they slit their wrists..."

Hundeaugen


PUPPY EYES
- "Quit puppy-eyeing me! I can't concentrate on what I'm reading!"
- "There - I'll turn off the light, Ha! Now I can't see you."
- "...but now I can't read - MA-A-A-AN!"
- >>snicker snicker<<

Samstag, 30. März 2013

Männersachen


MANLY THINGS
- When you celebrate New Year's by eating Hot Pot...
- A Chinese fondue, filled to the brim with chili peppers...
- it's only natural that the next morning, the man in the house...
- ...drinks the remaining brew..
" ...if you're man enough!!"